As the rest of our tour group prepared to depart from the airport to return to the United States the six of us rolled our luggage on to Vienna's underground subway for a ride to the other side of the city where I had reserved a rental car. It was more complex than the process we would have employed in the USA. However, we persevered and got all of our luggage and the six of us into a new VW van. Silly me assumed it would be automatic transmission but this is Europe! Even the exit from the EuroCar garage was on a hill so I got to kill the engine twice trying to simply get out of the garage. I was optimistic that getting out into rush hour traffic in the downtown and out on to the Autobone would demonstrate more clearly to my friends that they were in safe hands. :-). Yikes! Who's idea was this?
With no knowledge of what the street signs were telling us in German I confidently allowed the "Force to be with me". Others in the car had more confidence in prayer.
Well; we did it and soon we were zooming along at 140 KMH. The drive to Salzburg was about 200+ miles and I successfully exited from the highway into a roundabout that eventually led us to a McDonalds for our first bathroom stop. We decided to take a short detour to a town I had read about that was up in the mountains with a spectacular view of a huge lake. Our cameras were grossly outmatched by the majesty of the views that entertained our eyes. We strolled through the lakeside town and had lunch in a beautiful restaurant while we enjoyed the swans floating by in front of our window.

It was beginning to get cold as we left this most pleasant Austrian retreat and began our trek over the mountains headed for our final destination: Salzburg. The roads were good as we twisted and turned around the curves heading upwards in elevation. The good news is that none of us got car sick. However time was running short to get the rental car back before they closed at 6:00 pm. Everything would have been fine except for making one wrong turn as we came within striking distance of our hotel. I turned down a long path/alley that was blockaded at the end of this "road". We quickly decided to bail everyone out with their luggage and hope that some of us could find the hotel while I returned the car. Three problems quickly became apparent. We weren't certain how close we were to the hotel. Remember! This isn't the burbs with streets that continue in straight lines and the names are on the sides of buildings in gothic fonts in German. The second problem was that we had an address for the rental office but no clue as to how to get there. The third problem turned out to be the most challenging. Driving in reverse back up the alley was not an option and we were hemmed in on three sides by concrete walls and steel post barriers designed to stop the best of terrorist truck bombers.
As I tried to make a classical 3 point turn it became clear we were risking damage to our fancy big van. The situation moved to threat level Orange when the fancy van's computer sensing system began ringing incessantly within the vehicle and flashing signs on the Display screen showing quite graphically "You are going to do damage to this expensive rental car" if you turn the wheel or move the car more than one centimeter. This was hardly a problem for someone who has little experience with a stick shift van and, yes, we were on a slight incline and the engine died several times as I tried to respond to the gestures, grimaces and shouts from my colleagues.
Now let's add the element of walkers and bikers who apparently are accustomed to using this quaint passage way to make their way home from work or shopping. So while I was trying to avoid incurring significant damage to the EuroCar I had to stop several times for people to pass through the "death space" between our van and the concrete wall. Having an audience while I was seeking to perform this superhuman task was not helpful! The coup de gras came when a large Bavarian man in his 50s began screaming directions to me through the open front passenger window . . . In GERMAN! I heard my friend Bill trying to explain to him that the crazy American behind the wheel did not speak German! By the grace of God an invisible hand must have reached down from heaven and adjusted the position of the van 3 degrees to the south and I began driving down the escape route toward the unknown location of the rental car office.
Frank joined me in the passenger seat and we employed the GPS to get directions to the office which seemed to be on the other side of the city. We pulled in with seconds to spare and soon came to realize that all of the paperwork for our hotel was with our spouses. We knew neither the name or location of the hotel we were supposed to return to on the other side of town. After resurrecting the name of the hotel in English the counter girl translated it into proper German and called us a cab. By this time our wives and friends had arrived at the hotel Weisse Taube and asked the clerk to call the three Eurocar locations seeking to find us. The rental car rep assured them that we were safely in a cab headed toward the hotel in Old Salzburg.
As the sun set in the west we all reflected upon the joy of travel.
We turned in early at our new destination city.